Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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sarah taylor

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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