"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

minecraft

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

feces

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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