- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

verry nice how mUCH?

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

whats really hot the sun

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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