Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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