- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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