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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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