What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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