what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Canada

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Nobody cares.

Doorbell salesman.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Potato.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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