- Anti Joke

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!