Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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