What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Cows go moo.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Gadaffi

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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