- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

I'm a like whore

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

i'm not gay

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

hey bill!

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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