- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Mmmmmmmmbutch

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Pickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Spinabifita

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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