Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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women outside of the kitchen

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Anti Joke

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