What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Do you need any assistance?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why? Because!

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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