- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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