- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A child with cancer grows up.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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