Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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