what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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