My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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women playing football?

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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