How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Dear Board of education, so are we.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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