What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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twilight

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Anti Joke

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