How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Ham sandwich

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Chayton

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Alex Eggbert

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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