Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Women's rights.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

PENlS.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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