- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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