- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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