- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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