knock, knock. come in.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Facebook...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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