Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Yo mamas so fat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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