A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Canada

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black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Woman's Rights.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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ha.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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poop

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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the real mccoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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