Guess what? Holocaust

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Yo daddy!

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hi corey

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Ham sandwich

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Six million.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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