- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Hey, we're both lawyers.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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