- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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