So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

why?

Women Voting

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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