what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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