What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Womens rights.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

how did little johnny die? i killed him

knock, knock. come in.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

women playing football?

robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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