- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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