This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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