how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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