Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Bloody kids ...

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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