A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Joe Biden

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Good boy

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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