Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Michael Brown

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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