What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Canada

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Penis.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Potato.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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