I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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I am on a escalator.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Hearpin my durp

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Who is a knob? ross d

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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