- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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