If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How many dislikes can this get?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Where's my shotgun

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Hippopatomous!

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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good one jess !!

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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