Vagina ass.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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