- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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