- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

FAP

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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