What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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hi to the world fromthe world

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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obama

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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this girl died

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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