A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Alex Eggbert

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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The game!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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