Bake until golden at 375

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Knock Knock.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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