How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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involved parents.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Leave her alone...

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Anti Joke

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