A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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space is fun

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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My pet rock died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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