Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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