Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Watch your lips.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Heartlight

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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