How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What is long and black The unemployment line

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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