What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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hi patrick

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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space is fun

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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W.N.B.A.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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