Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Obamacare haters

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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