yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Male penises.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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