- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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