Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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i'm not gay

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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she wasn't 18

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zebras

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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