- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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