why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Ham sandwich

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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knock knock come in

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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