- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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