Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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this is a joke

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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