What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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