Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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