guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

this is a joke

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Seth stock has a large penis

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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