whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

knock knock!! kanye west

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Girls

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

good one jess !!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Dancing Potatoe!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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