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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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