- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A man made a sandwich.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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