- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

fart+fart=poop

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