Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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