Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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gay marriage.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Gays

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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anti jokes

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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