- Anti Joke

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU