Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Women Driving.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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