- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Like if you like big tits.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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