in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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i cant think of one.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Hey

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Anti Joke

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