How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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