What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A black guy with his family.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

fack me!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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