- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What looks like a dick? A penis

lol this is the best joke ever!

Hey, Max!!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

obama

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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