Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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You

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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