Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Anti Joke

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