What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Watch your lips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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