- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

MICHAEL

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What is the difference between a duck?

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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