Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Joay impistato is a fig

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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