how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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