A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Woman.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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