Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

You should never talk to strangers.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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