A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

1 + 1 = 3

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

women playing football?

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

drake

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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