What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Republicans

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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a ginger has a soul

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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