Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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