what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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