A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

KKK

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Anti Joke

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