What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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zebras

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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this girl died

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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