- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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