What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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