natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

An asian without a future.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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