Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

I had my period 3 days ago.

miley cyrus

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

drake

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

pineapples

what did one tree say to the other? move over

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Woman's rights.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Republicans

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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