What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Jews

Penis

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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