What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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