- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Knock knock. Death.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Women Driving.

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