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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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