Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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poop is very very yummy.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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