You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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