How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Canada AYY

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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