Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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a retard lost...

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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