What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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I would rape her

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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