what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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...NO.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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motley crew

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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