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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

poop is very very yummy.

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