A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

^that joke a piece of shit

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Joay impistato is a fig

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Anti Joke

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